she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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