we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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