You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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