it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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