is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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