let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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