I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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