Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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