Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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