So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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