hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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