My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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