Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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