I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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