i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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