You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm having to shit out rocks
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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