what if I'm pregnant?
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So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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