what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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