doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
