Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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