Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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