I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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