Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You smell like stripper and shame
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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