I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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