So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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