The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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