All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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