I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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