maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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