ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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