i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize