Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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