Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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