So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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