It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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