just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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