quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
FUCK WHALES
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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