How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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