Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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