dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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