Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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