wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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