Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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