when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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