Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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