Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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