So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.