what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in