her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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