So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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