Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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