its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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