when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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