There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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