This girl is more easily done than said...
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
COCAINE IS GR8
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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