Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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