Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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