Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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